5 easy ways to get a free IPhone 3G

Here are 5 easy ways to get the new IPhone for absolutely free!

1. Follow someone to the Apple store parking lot, kill them, and take theirs (Pleas don't actually do this, killing someone is frowned upon in our country).

2. Sell all of someone else's belongings.

3. Carry a small piece of glass with you. Convince someone that has an IPhone that the piece of glass is the next IPhone, and you got your hands on one early. Then trade with them. You can probably get them to throw in $20 too.

4. Learn the art of hypnotism.

5. Wear a Steve Jobs mask to an Apple store, and say you're just there picking up one for Woz. If the store employees are hesitant to give you one, politely remind them that you invented the IPhone, and if they don't give you one they will be fired faster than you can say 3G.